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sephezade:

gallifreyglo:

birdlovesafish:

Real talk who lines up Ichy’s beard? It’s always SUPER crisp and sexy.

Does he have a barber? What if Abbie goes to one of those salons that also has a barber and he goes and gets trimmed up while she’s getting her hair pressed and flat…

Now listen here… *lots of shuffling like Fender Rhodes leaving Willie Bank’s office*

phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess:

vanjalen:

My greatest fear

"Ma Chere Dead-People it is with deepest pride
and greatest pleasure that we welcome you tonight.
And we invite you to relax, let us pull up a chair
as the bedroom proudly presents -getting wetter!

Be our guest, be our guest!
We are practically undressed…

Tie a napkin round your neck, 
As you are in the splash zone
Self Amour
Hot moans and murmurs
Why, we only live to serve
Try the white stuff
It’s delicious

Don’t believe me?
Ask my mistress…

She can sing, he can dance
They all want in our pants

And a night with us is never second best!

Go, unfold our menu
Take a glance and then you’ll
Be our guest, be our guest
Be a dear, grab our breast…

Beef ragout
Cheese Soufflee
Whatever you want to call our things…
We’ll prepare and perform with flair
For all you dead people watching there
A carnal cabaret…

We’re alone, but not scared
Here’s some lube, we’re prepared!
Now no leering or complaining
We’l do our best at entertaining

We start with strokes, We do tricks
With toys and fingertips

And it’s all in perfect taste
That you can rely on
Here take a lick
It’s fit to dine on

You’ve won your own free pass
To watch this piece of ass
Get it on…

Be our guest! Be our Guest! 
See our fingers on our chest?
Squeeze a nipple, yank the hair
We’re practically there
Got a thing for feet? 
Well that’s okaaaaaaaaaaay

We’ll make your brain go loop de loop
With only our birthday suit!
We’re a treat, for any occasion
For deceased of all persuasions!
Strok us soft, jerk with zeal
We’ve got real sex appeal

What an entertaining show!

How could anyone not be horny and impressed?

We’ll make you shout ‘encore!’
And throw money for more
So be our guest, be our guest, be our guest!

You’re a guest, you’re a guest
For a ghost you’re quite obsessed
If we roleplay, 
We’ll be practically possessed!

With dessert, you’ll want we
Who can gyrate with ease
And my dearly departed, that’s fine with us!

While the ghosts do their soft moaning
We’ll be mewling, we’ll be moaning
We’ll get warm, piping hot
Oh god we hit the spot!
Then you’ll all be quite impressed!

We’ve got a lot to do
But we’ll do it for you
You’re our guest
Be our Guest
Be our guest!

Be our guest
Be our Guest
Put our stamina to the test!

Death is so unnerving
So watch now, those deserving
The occasion isn’t right without a Soul to watch!
Ah, the good days to have some fun.

Suddenly the good time’s gone
The afterglow has faded
Ever since the exterminator came
We’ll admit to being jaded
We need exercise, with vigour
An audience to applaud

Most days we just surf the web
Horny and lazy
Now you’ve reappeared, and oh-baby!

Be our guest, be our guest
Our pleasure is to take your request!
It’s been years since we’ve had anybody here
And we’re obsessed 
Please dear ghosts, take your ease
You won’t catch a disease
In the dim light you are glowing
Let us start, we can see you growing
Course by course, one but one
'Til you shout, “Enough! I'm done”
You’ll toss your ectoplasm
With each subsequent orgasm

But for now let’s have some fuuuuuuuuuuuuuun!

Be our guest,
Be our Guest,
Be our gueeeeeeeeeeeest,

Please, be our guest!”

[I’m so sorry]

Jesus Herman Roosevelt Franklin Dobbs Christ!

(Source: flygoing)

gallifreyglo:

birdlovesafish:

Real talk who lines up Ichy’s beard? It’s always SUPER crisp and sexy.

Does he have a barber? What if Abbie goes to one of those salons that also has a barber and he goes and gets trimmed up while she’s getting her hair pressed and flat ironed, and then while he waits for her to get done he reads trashy magazines. Like OMG. I would squeal with delight.

I got you, boo!  Gotta give me like an hour or so though (I’m on call for work).

Wait, though… What if Abbie lines him up?!? Know what, screw yall. I really don’t need this right now.

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