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*dirty wines while singing* My pancakes bring all the kids to the yard, and they’re like, “these better than yalls…”

And by pancakes I mean buttermilk coconut almond flapjacks for dinner.

hollandrodenisperfect:

gallifrey-feels:

juicyjacqulyn:

tastefullyoffensive:

[thegentlemansarmchair]

as a Canadian, I can say with 100% honesty that this is accurate

the fuckers have literally chased me down a fucking street

take your geese back, canada

I thought I was alone in this sentiment.

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